There were three good arguments that Jesus was black:
1. He called everyone "brother";
2. He liked Gospel;
3. He couldn't get a fair trial.

But then there were three equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with his hands;
2. He had wine with every meal;
3. He used olive oil.

But then there were three equally good arguments that Jesus was an Australian:
1. He never cut his hair;
2. He walked around barefoot all the time;
3. He loved fishing.

But then there were three equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married;
2. He lived at home until he was thirty-three;
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his mother was sure He was God.

But the most compelling evidence of all - three proofs that Jesus was a woman:
1. She fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food;
2. She kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it;
3. And even when she was dead, She had to get up because there was more work to do.

(submitted by Bill Parfrey)