A visitor to a Unitarian church sat through the sermon with growing incredulity at the heretical ideas being spouted. After the sermon a member asked the visitor, "So how did you like it?"
"I can't believe half the things that minister said!" sputtered the visitor in outrage.
"Oh, good -- then you'll fit right in!"

A Unitarian minister sees a child out in front of a house in the neighbourhood as she drives through on her way to church,
with a sign "Adorable kittens -- FREE."
The next day, the minister notices the child out in front of a neighbourhood church with a sign saying:
"Adorable Methodist Kittens -- FREE."
A couple of days later, the kid is posted in front of the synagogue with a sign:
"Adorable Jewish Kittens -- Free."
So the Minister isn't surprised when, the next Sunday the child is in front of the church she serves with a sign promising
"Adorable Unitarian kittens."
"Now really," she tells the child, "they are adorable kittens, but I have a problem with your advertising. I've seen your kittens change their religion every day for a week. Why do you think I'll believe that these are Unitarian kittens, all of a sudden?"
"Well," said the child,
"Now they have their eyes open."