A Unitarian died, and to his surprise discovered that there was indeed an afterlife. The angel in charge of these things told him, "Because you were an unbeliever and a doubter and a sceptic, you will be sent to Hell for all eternity -- which, in your case, consists of a place where no one will disagree with you ever again

A Unitarian is just a Quaker with Attention Deficit Disorder.

Three children were talking about their religions.
"I'm a Catholic," said one, "and our symbol is the cross."
"I'm Jewish," said the second, "and our symbol is the Star of David."
The third child said, "I'm a Unitarian and our symbol is a candle in a cocktail glass!"

A woman walks into a fabric store and asks the clerk for 9 yards of material. The clerk says "What are you going to make?" and the woman says "I'm making a nightgown for myself as a present for my husband." The clerk says, "But 9 yards is way too much material for a nightgown." The woman says, "I know, but my husband is a Unitarian and would rather seek than find."

Unitarians are basically good people, who, for the most part, try to live by the 10 suggestions.

A young Unitarian was visiting a Protestant church when the pastor asked if she were saved. She whispered, "In my church, we aren't allowed to get lost."