Emo’s religious joke was read by Bill on membership Sunday 30th October 2005

Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump. I said, ‘Don’t do it!’
He said, ‘Nobody loves me.’ I said, ‘God loves you.
Do you believe in God?’ He said, ‘Yes.’
I said, ‘Are you a Christian or a Jew?’
He said, ‘A Christian.’ I said, ‘Me too!
Protestant or Catholic?’ He said, ‘Protestant.’ I said, ‘Me too!
What franchise?’ He said, ‘Baptist.’ I said, ‘Me too!
Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?’
He said, ‘Northern Baptist.’ I said, ‘Me too!
Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist?’
He said, ‘Northern Conservative Baptist.’ I said, ‘Me too!
Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region, or Northern Conservative Baptist Eastern Region?’
He said, ‘Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region.’
I said, ‘Me too!
Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879 or
Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912?’
He said,
‘Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912.’
I said, ‘Die heretic!’ and I pushed him over.